Flying off the Handle

but defying gravity

  • 27th May
    2014
  • 27

I Wanted To Say Something

thefrenemy:

So many of you have talked about the recent events in Santa Barbara (and more so the conversation it has started) better than I will, but I did want to say something. More after the jump for those of you that have read enough:

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Perfectly said

  • 27th May
    2014
  • 27

Some highlights from my brothers wedding this weekend! It was absolutely beautiful and perfect, with so many exquisite handmade details by Becca (now I can officially transition from calling her future sister in law to sister in law!) and her amazingly talented family. The silk robe was one those handmade items, each one was made individually for the bridesmaids (groomsmen were given handmade leather belts by Becca’s dad). It has been an astoundingly wonderful weekend and I am so excited to welcome not only Becca as a sister but also her two equally wonderful sisters as bonus sisters-in-law!

  • 25th May
    2014
  • 25
Hair done, about to go to the venue to get dressed and do makeup! The gorgeous silk robe is a gift from the bride, my future sister in law, handmade by her, her sister and her mother. They are awesome.

Hair done, about to go to the venue to get dressed and do makeup! The gorgeous silk robe is a gift from the bride, my future sister in law, handmade by her, her sister and her mother. They are awesome.

  • 15th May
    2014
  • 15

Crazy flower making can only mean one thing…my brother’s wedding is almost here!

  • 12th May
    2014
  • 12
Why you should never “reply all.” 
One of our sponsors has been harassing me to get these documents from a local lab because of lab results of one of our subjects drawn at their lab. Just the regulatory/compliance stuff. I don’t know why this was flagged as suspect, but I don’t think you meant for me to see this…

Why you should never “reply all.” 

One of our sponsors has been harassing me to get these documents from a local lab because of lab results of one of our subjects drawn at their lab. Just the regulatory/compliance stuff. I don’t know why this was flagged as suspect, but I don’t think you meant for me to see this…

  • 7th May
    2014
  • 07
  • 7th May
    2014
  • 07

LOL one of the arms is broken.

Called again for a third time to request a replacement part. I asked how long it will take for these to get here and she said it usually takes 48 hours to ship, so I should expect it middle of next week if not sooner.

OH OKAY.

No “we’re so sorry for the inconvenience, here’s a refund, we’ll make sure to ship it out ASAP because we fucked up!”

Already posted Amazon review is about to get a lot worse.

  • 7th May
    2014
  • 07

Bought a chair for the other study coordinator who does all the lab work. All the circled items are the parts that are missing. I also have twice as many wheels as I need and some other unidentifiable extra parts. Needless to say, I don’t think I can build this for another 48 hours.

Seriously, what the fuck.

  • 7th May
    2014
  • 07
Why Jonah is mad at me: I asked him to put away the Oreos from last night. 

He is now refusing to sit next to me at breakfast (which is an improvement- he previously refused to eat while I was in the kitchen). 

Who wants to smack him first?

Why Jonah is mad at me: I asked him to put away the Oreos from last night.

He is now refusing to sit next to me at breakfast (which is an improvement- he previously refused to eat while I was in the kitchen).

Who wants to smack him first?

  • 6th May
    2014
  • 06
I told my mom about my 22 cent underpayment and 72 dollar interest charge and she is raging mad. She said you always round up or down when estimating taxes! She is currently planning on contacting the Comptroller, Governor, attorney general of Maryland, Eric Holder (his wife has had her hand up my hoo-ha- she’s my gyno teehee) as well as requesting a hearing. She’s crazy but she gets shit done and I love her.

I told my mom about my 22 cent underpayment and 72 dollar interest charge and she is raging mad. She said you always round up or down when estimating taxes! She is currently planning on contacting the Comptroller, Governor, attorney general of Maryland, Eric Holder (his wife has had her hand up my hoo-ha- she’s my gyno teehee) as well as requesting a hearing. She’s crazy but she gets shit done and I love her.

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